Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 27 "Kitty Chaos"
Luna:
>> DO I DESERVE THIS?
OH!
(meowing)
NOW WHAT?
(meowing)
NOT BAD.
OH.
GUESS I DIDN'T NEED THAT
HAIR, ANYWAY.
THANKS FOR SAVING ME, BUT
THAT'S GOING A BIT TOO FAR.
Hercules:
>> MEOW!
Little Girl:
>> HERCULES, THERE YOU ARE.
Hercules:
>> MEOW!
Little Girl:
>> MY LITTLE KITTY!
Luna:
>> OF COURSE!
WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU NAME A
HUGE WHITE CAT?
Zoicite:
>> COULD THIS GIRL BE
HOLDING THE SEVENTH RAINBOW
CRYSTAL?
HOW CHALLENGING!
LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A
BABY.
Amy:
>> IT MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL!
Luna:
>> THAT'S AN
UNDERSTATEMENT.
GRUNGY ALLEY CATS AREN'T MY
CUP OF TEA.
Serena:
>> HI, GUYS.
SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
Amy:
>> HUH?
Serena:
>> WHERE'S RAYE?
Amy:
>> SHE'S KIND OF BUSY
TODAY.
IT'S SATURDAY AND SHE
WANTED A DATE WITH DARIEN.
Answering Machine:
>> HELLO, THIS IS DARIEN.
Raye:
>> IT'S RAYE...
Answering Machine:
>> I'M NOT AROUND NOW.
LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE
BEEP.
Raye:
>> IT'S RAYE.
I HEARD THERE'S AN AMAZING
CHOCOLATE SUNDAE AT FLAVOUR
FACTORY AND WAS WONDERING IF
YOU WANT TO GO TRY IT WITH
ME.
IF YOU HAVEN'T EATEN YET...
Darien:
>> I MUST FIND THE SEVENTH
RAINBOW CRYSTAL.
I CAN'T LET THE NEGAVERSE
GET IT!
Serena:
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, AMY?
Amy:
>> SEARCHING FOR THE
SEVENTH CRYSTAL.
Serena:
>> THE CRESCENT MOON WAND
ISN'T REACTING.
Luna:
>> THAT'S WHY WE'RE USING
THE COMPUTER: TO FIND IT
BEFORE THE NEGAVERSE DOES.
GET WITH THE PROGRAMME!
Amy:
>> LUNA!
IT'S FOUND SOMETHING.
IT'S SCANNING THE CITY.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S RIGHT
THERE!
Serena:
>> THIS IS THE PLACE?
IS THE CRYSTAL INSIDE THE
HOUSE?
AMY:
>> IT SHOULD BE.
Serena:
>> OKAY.
Hercules:
>> MEOW?
Luna:
>> NOT HIM AGAIN!
Lita:
>> LET'S DO IT!
Luna:
>> YOU GO ON.
I'LL WAIT HERE.
Serena:
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
Luna:
>> NOTHING, BUT...
Serena:
>> YOU'RE OUR GUARDIAN CAT.
IT'S YOUR DUTY!
Luna:
>> I KNOW, BUT THAT CAT UP
THERE HAS A CRUSH ON ME.
Serena:
>>> WHAT?
Amy:
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
EVEN LUNA CAN BE DISTRACTED
FROM WORK.
Serena:
>>KITTY LOVE IS SWELL.
OKAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SEE YOU!
Luna:
>> ALL RIGHT!
YOU HAD TO ADD YOUR TWO
CENTS, DIDN'T YOU?
(meowing)
OH NO!
Little Girl:
>> YES?
Amy:
>> HI!
ARE YOUR PARENTS HOME?
Little Girl:
>> THEY'RE BUSY IN THE
GARDEN.
Serena:
>> THE MOON WAND'S
REACTING!
Lita:
>> THAT GIRL MUST HAVE THE
CRYSTAL.
Little Girl:
>> HEY!
COME BACK HERE!
OH, NO!
HERCULES?
All Three Girls
>>> OH!
Luna:
>> THEY DARE CALL
THEMSELVES CATS!
(meowing)
Zoicite:
>> A SWEET CHILD, UNAWARE
OF THE TREASURE INSIDE HER!
THE SEVENTH CRYSTAL WILL BE
MINE!
WHAT?
WHY DOESN'T IT APPEAR?
OH, NO!
THAT CAT HAS THE CRYSTAL!
OF COURSE, I SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN THE PRECIOUS CRYSTAL'S
INSIDE A FAT ALLEY CAT.
Amy:
>> THERE SHE IS!
I'M SAILOR MERCURY!
LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE!
Lita:
>> I'M SAILOR JUPITER!
BACK OFF, WEASEL!
Serena:
>> I'M THE ONE YOU SHOULD
BE AFRAID OF!
I'M SAILOR MOON!
Zoicite:
>> HOW ANNOYING.
ZOE!
AMY:
>> MERCURY...
Serena:
>> GET OUT OF MY FACE!
Zoicite:
>> BUNCH OF GOOFS!
A TRIPLE THREAT: THREE
SAILOR STOOGES!
Lita:
>> HOW DARE YOU!
I WON'T LET YOU LEAVE!
Zoicite:
>> WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
SEWAGE?
YUCK!
WHERE'S THAT CAT?
THERE!
COME HERE, CAT.
YUCK!
THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT.
Lita:
>> WHERE'S LUNA?
Serena:
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE TOOK
OFF!
AND SHE CALLS ME
IRRESPONSIBLE!
Amy:
>> LUNA ISN'T
IRRESPONSIBLE.
SOMETHING MUST HAVE
HAPPENED.
Serena:
>> HEY, LOOK!
IT'S THE NEW SAILOR V VIDEO
GAME!
Lita:
>> HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT
VIDEO GAMES AT A TIME LIKE
THIS?
ZOECITE MIGHT COME BACK...
Amy:
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S A
CARRIER OF THE RAINBOW
CRYSTAL.
Lita:
>> BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP AN
EYE ON HER.
Serena:
>> GOT YOU!
I'M SO GOOD AT THIS!
Zoicite:
>> IT'S CLOSE!
SO COME ON OUT, FLEABAG!
IT'S WARM...
A WALL OF RATS!
RATS!
Raye:
>> I WASTED MY ENTIRE DAY
LOOKING FOR DARIEN.
LOVE CAN BE BORING.
Chad:
>> HEY, RAYE!
Raye:
>> HI, CHAD.
DID GRAMPS GIVE YOU TIME OFF
FROM TRAINING AT THE TEMPLE?
Chad:
>> YEAH.
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING
SPECIAL, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO FOR A BURGER?
Raye:
>> HE'S KIND OF A HUNK, BUT
I HAVE TO PLAY HARD TO GET.
Chad:
>> OF COURSE, A POPULAR
GIRL LIKE YOU WOULD PROBABLY
BE BOOKED SOLID...
Raye:
>> KIND OF.
Chad:
>> I THOUGHT SO.
SEE YOU, RAYE.
Raye:
>> HEY, WAIT!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
CAN'T PLAY HARD TO GET WITH
HIM.
OH, WELL...
Luna:
>> THERE HAS TO BE A WAY
OUT OF HERE.
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE DAY A
PITBULL THOUGHT I WAS HIS
BREAKFAST.
I NEED A BREATHER.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG?
YOU HURT IT WHEN YOU FOUGHT
OFF THOSE ALLEY CATS FOR ME!
WHY DID YOU RISK THAT FOR
ME?
IS IT BECAUSE YOU LIKE ME?
Hercules:
>> MEOW...
Luna:
>> STUPID QUESTION.
HUH?
Zoicite:
>> THERE HE IS!
Luna:
>> IT'S ZOICITE!
Zoicite:
>> THIS TIME I'M GETTING
THAT CRYSTAL!
Luna:
>> YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE
CRYSTAL!
COME ON, MOVE IT!
SHE CAN'T FOLLOW US HERE.
Zoicite:
>> YOU CAN'T GET AWAY!
Luna:
>> SUCK IT IN!
DON'T YOU EVER TURN DOWN
FOOD?
HERCULES, LIVE UP TO YOUR
NAME!
Zoicite:
>> I'M CATCHING UP!
I'M ALMOST THERE, BUT SO ARE
THE RATS!
AHH!
Luna:
>> FASTER!
YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIKE THIS
WORD, BUT DIETING WOULDN'T
BE A BAD IDEA.
FINALLY, AN EXIT!
Raye:
>> WHAT A DIM BULB!
I WASTED THE WHOLE DAY.
THERE'S LUNA!
WHO'S THAT CAT SHE'S WITH?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
Serena:
>> GOT YOU!
YES!
Amy:
>>I DON'T GET IT: THE WAND
ISN'T REACTING.
IT SHOULD HAVE BY NOW.
Lita:
>> MAYBE SHE'S NOT THE ONE.
BUT WHY DID IT REACT IN THE
FIRST PLACE?
MAYBE IT...
Amy:
>> IT'S GOT TO BE THAT CAT
OF HERS!
Zoicite:
>> NO!
Luna:
>> FASTER, HERCULES!
Zoicite:
>> WHEN THE RAT'S AWAY, THE
CAT WILL PLAY.
TOO BAD THE QUEEN RAT IS
BACK!
Raye:
>> MARS FIREBALL CHARGE!
GET READY TO RUMBLE, QUEEN
RAT?
Zoicite:
>> SHOW YOUR FACE, IF YOU
DARE!
Raye:
>> I'M SAILOR MARS,
CHAMPION OF THE LOVELORN.
I SAY, LEAVE THOSE CATS
ALONE!
EVEN CATS HAVE THE RIGHT TO
LOVE!
Luna:
>> HOW EMBARRASSING!
MARS, STOP!
Raye:
>> THE FIRES OF LOVE AND
JUSTICE ARE BURNING.
I WON'T LET ANYONE DESTROY
THE CHANCE FOR ROMANCE!
I'LL PUNISH YOU ON BEHALF OF
THE PLANET MARS!
Zoicite:
>> PATHETIC.
Luna:
>> THERE'S A GOOD SIDE TO
THIS: MARS WILL CUT THE LOVE
CHAT.
Zoicite:
>> THE RAINBOW CRYSTAL WILL
BE MINE!
Luna:
>> HERCULES!
Raye:
>> OH!
(growling)
Luna:
>> HERCULES!
Zoicite:
>> ENOUGH MELODRAMA.
GET RID OF THEM!
HERE'S YOUR ROMANTIC ENDING.
Darien:
>> NICE WORK, ZOECITE.
THANKS FOR FINDING THE
CRYSTAL.
Zoicite:
>> COME BACK HERE!
THAT'S NOT YOURS!
GET HIM!
Raye:
>> LUNA, WE HAVE TO STOP
HIM!
Luna:
>> LET'S GO!
WAIT, I CAN HELP YOU!
TURN YOU BACK TO YOUR OLD
SELF.
Raye:
>> LUNA, NO!
Luna:
>> HERCULES, REMEMBER THAT
CUTE LITTLE GIRL WHO LOVES
YOU?
Raye:
>> LUNA!
Luna:
>> AND HOW YOU SAVED ME?
I'VE GOT A FRIEND WHO'LL
CHANGE YOU TO WHO YOU WERE
BEFORE.
Raye:
>> HE REMEMBERS!
THERE'S STILL GOODNESS IN
HIM.
Amy:
>> MERCURY BUBBLES...
BLAST!
Raye:
>> IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Lita:
>> SAILOR JUPITER!
Serena:
>> WE'RE ALL HERE.
Raye:
>> ABOUT TIME.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
Amy:
>> I WAS LATE, TOO.
IT'S NOT JUST HER.
Lita:
>> WE WERE WAITING AND
SERENA WANTED TO FINISH THE
SAILOR V GAME.
Amy:
>> RELAX, THIS ISN'T
SERENA'S FAULT.
Serena:
>> IT WOULDN'T BE A NORMAL
DAY WITHOUT HER NAGGING ME.
Luna:
>> STOP IT!
WE HAVE OTHER THINGS TO
WORRY ABOUT.
Raye:
>> RIGHT.
Serena:
>> MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
Hercules:
>> AAH!
Luna:
>> HE'LL BE OKAY.
Little Girl:
>> I MISSED YOU, HERCULES!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
Amy:
>> SHE'S HAPPY TO HAVE HIM
BACK!
Lita:
>> WE'LL TAKE OFF SO YOU
CAN HAVE SOME QUALITY TIME.
Serena:
>> IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND,
LUNA?
Luna:
>> GIVE ME A BREAK!
Serena:
>> THIS IS WORSE THAN I
THOUGHT!
Luna:
>> THANKS, SERENA.
HE DID SAVE MY LIFE.
MAYBE "HERCULES" IS A GOOD
NAME FOR HIM.
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